Have I ever mentioned how much I love cowbells? If not let me enlighten you on the ways and reasons why the cowbell is so near and dear to my heart.
1. A Cowbell will never yell out degrading or rude comments at a ballgame.
2. The sound that comes from a Cowbell is always positive and uplifting.
3. A Cowbell supports and cheers for your team. It does not degrade or demean them.
4. A Cowbell knows if you don't have anything nice to say then sit there quietly until you do.
5. A Cowbell when inserted properly can fit into someone's mouth to help them filter their unnecessary and rather ignorant comments.
On Friday things did not go as planned for the Red Demons. Why did we lose? Probably a variety of reasons. The main one being, the other team was better than us on that night. Disappointing yes, devastating no. Dodge City Football will be ok and this loss will not define them. They will be back. The sun did come up and everything is gonna be ok. As for the 1 Bleacher Coach who sat behind the wives last week. We forgive you for your lack of understanding of the game. We also will dismiss your loud obnoxious comments that seemed to make no sense. You were pretty high up in the stands and the altitude obviously was affecting your brain processing. We wives are a very patient and giving group of gals. In fact, we would be more than happy to purchase you your very own Cowbell. And if you choose to yell anything that sounds rude to the players or coaches we will be more than happy to deliver the Cowbell to you. See #5 for specific details. Next up for the Red Demons is another trip to Wichita North.
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